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So I’m that person who could give a shit about This Is Us but is a big fan of Moore’s new fiance - I really like his band and I think he’s a beautiful songwriter. When I first heard he was dating her, I was mildly annoyed at him doing the whole ‘musician dates a starlet’ thing, but then I saw that most of their

As you should. And I love that Grizz calls Liz “Beth.”

The fact that Tribal Council = Erection Cove on MILF Island is god damn brilliant.

I recently won a trivia game on a question of the year the Statue of Liberty arrived in New York. I knew it exclusively because of this episode.

Generalissimo, the one where Liz helps to negotiate Josh’s contract (“now do the worm!”), the amazing Amadeus parody where Geiss goes into a diabetic coma and Dr. Spaceman can’t remember whether to dial 411 or 911 (“New York.... Um, diabetes repair?”) and, of course, Kidney Now, giving us Liz’s first appearance

She was great on United States of Tara. I resisted for years simply because I hate the title, but the show was weird and different, and Brie was delightful. Two thumbs up.

Right? One day I woke up and realized that I am Facebook friends with the first person who touched me inappropriately and without my consent (6th grade; remember it like it was yesterday). I bet a huge majority of women would say the same thing. It’s so prevalent we think it’s just part of life. Ugh.

At the time the show was being developed, they had a working relationship. Specifically, her Grammy award nominated album, Live, was distributed on his website according to his (reportedly lucrative) distribution model. Presuming their working relationship was good at this point, it’s not unlikely that he invested

I watched the pilot when it was released on its on, and I was slightly underwhelmed (perhaps because I’m a big fan and had high expectations). I’m glad I stuck with it - I really loved the season itself and recommend it without hesitation.

Tangentially related: I really liked the episode of Superstore about the WalMart-esque store selling guns. And Plan B. (Titled “Guns, Pills, and Birds.”) Two thumbs up.

Perhaps the worst example happens before the credits even end: Sonja’s latest tagline, “there’s nothing gray about my gardens.” It makes me feel dirty every time I hear it.

I’m with you. I’m torn on him - in interviews he seems a bit smarmy, but he does speak publicly about her with the kind of affection and pride that many men don’t even show their wives/partners. So there’s that. But I’m kind of hoping she’s just a badass who decided to have a kid because she was ready, with or

This pic reminds me so much of that badass Korean kid barging in on her Dad’s live BBC interview.

Good for you, because I suspect 95% of people interested in this story are rooting for it to be BJ Novak’s. They are a very popular fantasy couple in my neck of the internet.

“Late mother”?! Last I checked, Gloria V is alive and kicking.

Yeah, there are some other considerations, of course, like cost of living, and not really having the time to take advantage of the beaches and stuff to do when you’re working for a living (sometimes I thought, “why am I paying astronomical rent to go to work, come home, make dinner, walk my dog, then go to bed?”).

It certainly happens. If you have any friends and family on the mainland or elsewhere, and you aren’t loaded, it gets tiring to not see them more than once a year at best. Maybe it’s not Hawaii that’s hated, but Hawaii’s utter isolation.

Greatest couple? How dare you.

I just realized that as I was reading this, I was practicing my best “I am sitting in the jury box and I am not buying a cent of your inflammatory victim-blaming bullshit” face, and now I want to be called for jury duty stat. I was born for this.