He hasn’t called the kid a pedo yet? 

Buffalo laughs at this.

I can’t think of a much more appropriate place for a limousine. On the official list of things “Everybody Only Pretends They Like”, riding in a stretch limo is right up there with “Jimmy Buffett Concert” and “Wheelbarrow Sex Position”. Get it out of your system on Prom Night. Limos are shit.

Holy Moly that’s a good price!

You can see Porowki wearing the jacket in the image above, and you can see the Lego version at the Lego website.

Good things ain’t cheap, and cheap things ain’t good. 

Good things ain’t cheap, and cheap things ain’t good. 

Fuck Apple, but cheap Android tablets suck. Slow as creeping death, no updates, and the build quality of the cheap Chinese toys that they all are. The ones that are any good cost as much as an iPad anyway, unless you are OK with the gimped Amazon Fire Tablets. I have one of those, but I mostly use it as a Kindle…

Fuck Apple, but cheap Android tablets suck. Slow as creeping death, no updates, and the build quality of the cheap…

I wish a hearty welcome to all the Apple fanboys and their lies about Android.

I wish a hearty welcome to all the Apple fanboys and their lies about Android.

Whenever I see a brand new “professional” trumpet available for <$100 on Alibaba, I always wonder what kind of person buys that sort of junk and is happy with their purchase. Having read this article, I have a better idea now.

Whenever I see a brand new “professional” trumpet available for <$100 on Alibaba, I always wonder what kind of person…

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again and again. If you’re considering the Lenovo tablet, pay the extra and get the 4GB model.  I have the cheaper 2GB one, and it sucks.  I’m constantly having to close apps manually because there’s just not enough resources available.  Apps crash, take forever to load and it’s…

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again and again. If you’re considering the Lenovo tablet, pay the extra and get…

The Mootrix?

It was right there . . .

I’d take Zune mobile over the abomination that is YouTube Music’s Android Auto interface any day.

My buddy has an ex-wife that’s a loose nut.  The indicators were a little different.

Can we just please be done with mask mandates?

Instead of a virus, picture them as terrorists looking for places to hide. Would you stop locking your doors if terrorists were hiding in homes and cars and killing 1000 people a day? Would you object to a no-unlocked-doors mandate?

Shave or die. It’s a free country.

either shave or realize that you’re prioritizing facial hair over the health of you and everyone around you. There are full head respirators, but doubtful many are going to use those. Its not just idle internet talk here, I shave a bit more than I would like in order to increase the efficacy of my masking. 

The thing…

Rob,

I put my money where my mouth is around 2 months ago. Got 5k off msrp, Crazy trade in, and 0% for 72 on the balance. Killed it.  I use mine for eating up miles and it does it like a A7 sportback but for half the cost. And rare as hens teeth.

Good to know I live in a country where if I storm the capitol I’ll get a few months to a few years but if my brakes fail and I respond poorly I can spend more than a life time in prison.