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While we’re living in imagination land I’d like to request a 2 door. Thanks. 

Body bags for all the mannequins.

Yeah, those are so tacky. I replaced mine with these and they’re way better:

6 MPG... That’s offensive. 

You forgot your /s, bro.

My very concerned 74 y/o dad told me about this just two weeks ago. First time he had ever heard of it. I had to break it to him that it’s an old wives’ tale from 20 years ago.

Wish the video would show what the hell these people are hitting, since it’s conveniently hidden behind the damn bush. Or even the article, that would’ve been helpful.

You’re doing Gods’ work. Fucking slideshows.

As an actual comedian, we talk about punching up vs down *all the time.* The only comedians who DON’T care about that discussion are unrepetant assholes.

This here is a nice guy.

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking

I never grow tired reading your short stories about your 850. A much younger me passed up on a $1,000 850 as a potential first car. If only I knew how awesome they are!

I daily Drive my BMW 850 and it has 207K miles as of today. Had to reset the ECU yesterday because of a Check Engine light that comes back about once a month

It’s a $22k car... you really think any of your listed brands would come in it?  Get a bit more realistic on what to expect for your money.  Bose is perfectly fine here.

You might be the only person who doesn’t like the dash of the new Civic. You’re not wrong about the dash insert having a vaguely 1950's look to it, but what is wrong with that? There were some really incredible designs in the 1950's. Things that today’s best designers draw inspiration from all the time.

Shouldn’t the Samurai be upside down?

I don’t mean to be ‘that guy’ - but a $30 k car is in no way a cheap car. I get that the BRZ / FR-S twins are among the most affordable performance cars you can buy - but that doesn’t mean they’re cheap.  And I think that’s the intent here - what can you get for, you know, a half of the average cost of a new car.  

I have a 2019 Toyota Corolla Hatchback with a 6 speed manual. I highly disagree with it being on this list. The Mazda 3 is the better car.

The Toyota Corolla is not even remotely a hot hatch. At over 3000lbs and 169hp, it’s lukewarm at best.