Room for at least a few dozen Ukrainian refugees on board, surely?

Artificial reef is a good option

Please please please put him on the “No Fly” list so he’ll have to take the bus from Texas to DC like a common armadillo...

I’m sorry, but when comparing this to the robots from Boston Dynamics its pretty lame. The legs look stiff and barely move.

any time I let my wife take the car to get inspected.

He enjoys killing large animals, according to many reliable news outlets.

Isn’t the owner of Jimmy John’s a big game hunter? As far as I know Jersey Mike hasn’t killed an elephant.

This Ranger is in Tampa, where it’s likely lived a life free of road salt,

We got around this by using the YouTube Kids app, carefully curating the content he’s allowed to watch, and use the timer function. He happily watches until the timer shuts it down, then puts it away without fuss. 

This reminded me of playing hide-and-seek with my three year old when he hid under his blankie on the livingroom floor (because that totally makes you invisible) and then fell asleep. He napped there for two hours. I won!!

Don’t start a flame war.

Sick burn, man!

I can see were graphics are going without Torch. LOL

Staying the hell away from Disney World.

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.

The MAGAts that I know praising this convoy crap are the same annoyances that were saying protests in Minneapolis that block traffic should all be charged with felonies and or killed outright. https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/05/31/breaking-semi-truck-appears-to-drive-through-protest-marchers-on-i-35w-bridge/

J is the least used letter in Wordle words so you are kind of wasting a guess there.

So you tried to upload a photo...

Putting the nameplate of your generic affordable crossover on the leading edge of the hood. No one cares that you’re driving something right out of the Emerald Aisle, my peoples.

These. Just because the advertising has them improperly aimed, doesn’t mean that’s how they should be installed.