You don’t need to go with The Whiskey Advocate. This stuff is controlled by the TTB. Standards of Identity are published to plain English.

The standards of identity have no minimum age in the US. Straight Whiskey standards require 2 years. 

market your legally produced distillate as Moonshine

Impeachment is a political process. Not a legal one. Without 2/3rds majority in favor of conviction in the Senate. It don’t happen.

For the most part. IIRC it also tends to be impacted by how that casing is stuffed. Some natural casing stick pepperonis won’t cup. But most will.

or even partially cooking from the acid in a marinade.

You better fucking not. 

You know what’s a great way to not be considered a regular?

Your problem is Montana doesn’t even have gas stations. 

That’s the thing. In large part thanks to Chicago meatpackers. You can get a surprisingly decent American Gyro all over the country. I’ve had a good gyro at god damn gas stations in the ass end of the Carolinas. The sort of place where Pot Belly is the good option. Companies like Chicago based Kronos will ship gyro…

There was a lot of interest in Android as a gaming platform at the time. Mostly based on ideas about lack of competition in portables, Nintendo demonstrating that simpler games on cheaper hardware could be successful. Along with the money already being made in mobile gaming.

“Fallout 4.5 now.”

This guy Sojus. 

Put Soju in it. 

Ordinarily I agree. But I highly doubt Korea has the good American cheese.

When I did my shopping yesterday. Pork Shoulder was “on sale” for $4/lb. Maybe you’re lucky, maybe you haven’t checked in a bit.

Hell the chicken leg/thigh quarters at the discount supermarket are $2.99/lb here.

You didn’t wash your hands?

SHHHHHH. You might scare away the FEAR.

Wait till you hear about beef bungs

Jesus Christ are you getting paid to write this company’s press releases?

This whole thing reads like ad copy.