@Neige: No, I'm definitely implying I'm better than you, because you're some kind of childish crazyhead who holds absolutely ludicrous beliefs with no basis in fact or reason. The thing is it's not elitist of me to think so, it's just common sense. Produce one shred of data for this wild theory that you somehow…

@PlaidNinja: Don't be sorry, I was saying they were terrible. Really, go look up "Super Sonic Racing" or "Living in the City" or one of the songs from Sonic R, they're so awful that you'll never have a problem with any other game music in your lifetime.

@PlaidNinja: Pshaw. Go play Sonic R - yes, a goddamned Sonic game with vocals throughout the whole thing - and then get back to us.

@sackboy: Ask yourself two questions:

@martinf1: You're totally on to something, here. Several of your ideas would be day-one purchases for me - I guess it's true, nostalgia sells.

@PunkyChipsAhoy: Gah! If you're getting my hopes up for nothing, I will beat you with a sock full of nickels!

@Chirotera: Yes to most of your questions. You hide like a little girl at night, especially for the first couple of nights, because enemies can spawn anywhere in the darkness - particularly right behind you. You build things out of the blocks that the entire world is created out of, and you can craft other items…

So last night I started a new world in Minecraft, after actually glancing over the crafting wiki and learning a couple recipes. Of course, the game decides to spawn me on the most useless little barren desert island ever, with nothing but a few blocks of dirt, a whole lot of sand, and a tree. Obviously, I needed to…

@Neige: I'm elitest? I'm not the one claiming that maturity is somehow linked in any way to the kind of music you listen to. That's absolutely asinine, and you're an idiot if you really believe it and you're not trolling.

@trunicated: I was referring to the election to legalize marijuana in the state, playing off of "NORML" people. Of course your politicians will still suck ass, though.

@NewSc2: Damn, that's awesome - he said it was "brighter than a thousand suns". Someone write a metal song about this dude, quick.

@TheClap: Hahaha, November 2nd will be really interesting in CA.

@panickedthumb: I was just messin' with you - I made the a similar mistake and misread the article initially anyways (as you can see above). Obviously it's harder to convey sarcasm online than I had thought. My bad.

Sonic Adventure

@gstar: And you can legally build actual firearms in the U.S. in your garage. What's your point?

@LazyHippo: Yes, actually, several appliance makers have had magnetized plugs for years. And frankly, if you don't recognize that the patent system as it stands today is horribly broken from what it was meant to be, then I don't know what to tell you.

@walrussia: Ah. You really needed this article to notice that, though?

@gstar: How on earth wouldn't it be?

Apple's stranglehold patent over that magnetized power cord is such tremendously anti-consumer bullshit. Patents shouldn't stifle innovation, and I don't think "shove a magnet into a goddamned power cord" is quite specific enough for Apple to be able to camp all over it for decades to come.

@panickedthumb: "Still, I don't see how this is any safer than just buying a regular subscription for those of us paying online. Either way, S-E gets your card number."