Scrolled up to see what you were talking about, now I can’t unsee. 

Maybe it’s the lighting, maybe it’s my crummy computer monitor, maybe it’s just the pants, but in that full sized Getty photo I feel like I might be looking at a gentleman who has peed his pants.

He looks like a Capitol City extra from The Hunger Games.

Twilight was poorly written garbage with many deeply disturbing messages, but you did do the movies, dude.

“So Louis, he goes over to Rosanne’s to cheer her up. And you know, he did whip his dick out, but she just laughed and called it a little muslim terrorist. ‘Put Jihad Gerry away!’ she said. And then we all had a good laugh.”

Yes. There are worst things. New Yorkers aren’t flipping out over Sarah Palin or Mitt Romney or Donald Trump eating pizza with a knife and fork just because they’re snooty about food (though they are) but because of the idiotic hypocrisy of said politicians trying to show how “normal, blue-collar Joe, troop-salutin’,…

When a local gator was asked why it did not eat Don Jr., it replied with one word.

I’ve known him for about a decade, he’s a beautiful dancer and a very charming sociopath.

I know Amar. He is absolute shit. He started dating his then 19 year old girlfriend (a member of the company) while married. He and his buddy (who was dating Lexi’s best friend) would refer to them as “their teens.”

Yeah I’m gonna go out on a limb and say most of the top tennis players are doping. In fact, most top athletes are doping. But keep believing that professional sports are clean.

Serena had Zero out of competition samples taken in 2010 and 2011. The incident happened in 2011 so she never actually submitted a drug test from that incident.

It’s Woke Deadspin crashing into an uncomfortable slice of reality. For some people Serena can’t do anything wrong, has been persecuted for her skin colour forever, and her greatness in the face of all adversity is the greatest sports story of our time. She plays up the victimhood as well, hashtagging all this as…

I seriously admire the lengths you are going to want to believe these athletes are clean. It is right in front of your face, but you still see it and say...well maybe she’s just genetically gifted and crazy about privacy. I mean those are some serious mental gymnastics you are doing. This is the second public story…

I was behind this story until this “source” was described as a Deadspin reader who sat in “first class.”

TUE, but yah to ignore the panic room is just not good journalism. I wish Tennis has a Steroid problem was around for this for the conspiracy theorists.

Doping problems in tennis? Nothing to see here, just massive athletes with amazing stamina way later than ever before. Don’t you believe in miracles?

How stupid would you have to be to believe that Serena is NOT doping at this point? This is literally the second public story of her going to absolutely absurd lengths surrounding an unanticipated drug test. The other time, she literally called the cops on the testing guy and went into a panic room (aka, a drug test…

She wasn’t tested at all in 2010 or 2011, the year she locked herself in a panic room when testers showed up & didn’t give a sample. The notion she is tested too often is ludicrous.

Serena is a PED user. She had a TEU during the Olympics. She hid in a saferoom to avoid a random drug test. She hasn’t shown much of a physical decline well into her 30's in a sport where you’re typically washed up at 27.

“Over her 23-year career in tennis, Serena Williams has never tested positive for any illegal substance despite being tested significantly more than other professional tennis players.”