i thought she got famous from the Blurred Lines video where she danced with no top on?

“We’ve got to do damage control. Who do we use to get out in front of this... I KNOW! Let’s send the senile uncle who shows up two hours late and drunk to Thanksgiving, spends dinner staring at his niece’s tits and then storms out in a rage because he can’t figure out how to turn on the TV using the remote?”

I almost have to wonder if Giuliani is doing this on purpose as revenge because Sessions was chosen as Attorney General instead of him. He can’t really be this dumb accidentally. Can he?

So don’t go, sad celebrities. Rihanna’s going to look better than you anyway.

They’re “necessary” if you aren’t getting enough attention with Facebook posts and a baby shower and you’ll literally die without more.

Another bullshit way for people to draw attention to themselves and feel special for creating a crotch-spawn.

Did anyone on the Trump team think that perhaps Rudy shouldn’t go on the teevee until he had finished “learning” the “facts” [read: group lie].

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I always say, women who love Bukowski, hate themselves.

If we’re counting inspiration, Ayn Rand might be the cause of more economic violence than any author of the modern era.

Pynchon, perhaps? I know essentially nothing about his personal life.

the hilarious part is how all the literary bros who consider themselves to be so “well read” learned about the world, and women in particular, through all these midcentury and contemporary misogynistic male writers

Ayn Rand’s love life was legitimately pretty insane—let’s just say she took the “rational self-interest” thing and applied it pretty thoroughly to that aspect of her life.

Why kick someone’s ass when you could just steal money from your aunt and hire goons to do it instead?

I suspect that you probably could do the same for women, just without the physical violence.

“went off on her about how she wasn’t his type, he just asked her out to, pardon, but, fuck her. He brought up how she was old.”

Why is this show even on? Horrible. That Ravenel guy treats everybody (women)like he’s still a plantation owner. All the men are too old drunk and stupid. And they all treat that old bitch with the achingly closeted son like a queen and it’s annoying as hell. I watched it last night. Lol.

“My client enjoys a certain degree of fame and unfortunately has become—unfairly‚ a target for an individual who has, in my opinion, dubious motivations.”

Two words: voter suppression. Don’t think they’re not trying even as we speak to get their hands on all the votes of color in the state of New York, not just the city.

I believe Fred Drumpf, Sr was permanently expelled from Germany for refusing to serve in Kaiser’s military as it was a civic duty.