I live in Cleveland. I never miss a game. It’s like how people said they’d never call it Progressive Field instead of the Jake and never call it The Q instead of Gund Arena. But they do now cuz it’s not a big deal. It’s dumb people refusing to change with the times and admit they’re wrong. One of them just happens to…

Gilbert has always been a crappy owner blessed with extraordinary luck.

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

Perhaps we are looking at this thing from the wrong angle. For a moment, go ahead and squeeze all of your muscles so your soul squirts out of your nose. There. Now you are a killer. Now you are the business prophet. Your mother approaches you and all you can see is a complex diagram of revenue and cost. It’s trying to…

Jesus! Osweiler’s so bad, just getting close to him is ruining other players. It’s like a Rage Virus, but it infects with overall awfulness.

This whole time I’ve genuinely thought that the Russia thing was being blown way out of proportion, and even all the new revelations have appeared to show more that Trump desperately wants Russia to like him, and with his obviously poor judgment he is so fucking dumb he refuses to accept that anyone could view what he…

Lesson learned: When you get to hang with the Ryan brothers for a couple of minutes and they say, “Hey man, have a chip,” you’d better believe they mean one damn chip.

As a backup, the Bucs shouldn’t give him a Microsoft tablet or a clipboard; he’ll quickly get bored with taking football-related notes and start designing new land war plans for Southeast Asia*.

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

Call me crazy, but I predict Chapman’s contact percentage goes up while on the DL.

The Warriors are just mad because their Joe Smith never delivered them to the promised land.

Delroy Lindo has more hair.

Lebron easing into his Delroy Lindo as Satchel Paige era.

Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

I really don’t get why people are so attached to this old racist logo/mascot. I’ve been a fan of the same hockey team my whole life I would have no problem with a change in logo or mascot in principle. Teams change logo’s all the time, clinging to a racist one makes zero sense to me.

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

What the Browns did, insofar as Osweiler concerns them, is use some of that surplus cap room toward a sunk cost (Osweiler’s $16 million in guarantees) that allowed them to obtain Houston’s 2018 second-round pick in exchange for flipping late-round picks this year.

By “discount Steph” I assume you mean Marbury?

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.