some of the scene, though none of the head-banging.

I wasn’t aware that the Boston media cared that much about Terrelle Pryor.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

I guess kickers are real football players after all.

None of this will influence Cleveland fans to stop showing up in headdresses and redface to baseball games at the ironically named Progressive Field. “Native Americans have other issues to worry about,” they’ll cry, and they’ll have a point, as many Native Americans will tell you. The games will go on.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Thank you for articles like these, Kevin. It makes it so much easier to hate the Warriors. I thought nothing could be better than them losing last year. But if they lose this year? Perfect.

Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”

BenJarvus Green-Ellis

Remember Jamal Lewis? What about Trung Canidate? I remember both.

Pretty disrespectful of Kaepernick, especially after Santa Clara PD worked so hard to keep Ray McDonald and Aldon Smith from facing charges.

It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

You’re right, it would be very racially demeaning for Kevin Love, a white a man, to insinuate that Lebron, a well dressed and thoughtful black man from Ohio, dressed no differently than someone from the impoverished state of Mississippi, because to make such a joke would be to draw upon and reproduce a horrid legacy…

The Browns and the police do have one thing in common: A complete disregard for the lives of young black men.

“You know I’m the new O.J.”

Based on this image I think construction of a shoulder, bicep, and elbow for his right arm would be a better start.

Who wins the least like-able owner trophy this year? Gilbert vs. Lacob is like the Ali vs. Frazier of douchebag billionaire battles.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016