Waded through the whiskey and tears to my laptop this morning to renew my lease in Saddest Sports Town Ever.

Outtakes from Season 72 of Entourage.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

"In 1992, when the Dead sponsored the Lithuanian national team, we got Ben & Jerry's to make a secret flavor for us. By then, Cherry Garcia had been out for five years, and had done well, so Ben and Jerry said sure.

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

This game was not meaningless. If it was, Kevin Love would have thrown up 35 and 20 in a courageous, yet losing effort.

1. Drugs are awesome,

The Yankees just gave Iron Mike a 4-year, $95M contract with two player options for $28m.

Another fan in the same section joined in, yelling: "That'll get you to .170 this year!"

But they've got new hats!!!

Ahh, just saw your post after I posted same video. Yep, same guy.

The walk off he hit for Cleveland two years ago that kept them in the Wild Card spot was fantastic. It's the last time I remember shouting out loud while watching sports.

BEACH MODE

And, out of reflex, Pats fans everywhere have already contended that every NFL team has a tight end who murders somebody, and Hernandez is being unfairly targeted because he wins all the time.

the only thing that changes over time is that the man onscreen begins to express remorse over some of the women and children he killed

COVER OF OLD TIME DESK FELL HITTING PENIS

Piggy Poopballs.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

It is also an example of satire, in which folly is exaggerated in order to draw attention to social ill. :D