Hi, Dan Gilbert!

I never saw Jim Abbott fist pump either.

Ovechkin actually tried to get with the gymnast during their helicopter ride, but no surprise that the Russian was brutally shot down.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

They should just go all in on Plan B and abort the franchise.

In Cleveland we can't do championships right but man we OWN talk sports radio. Josh Gordon's DWI, Manziel maybe rolling money to do "something drugs" and tracking Gilbert's plane to Miami... this is just a normal Sunday in Cleveland Sports talk land. HOT TAKES for days.

Love "I'm Rich, You're Hot, Marriage, Colorado, I Bought You a Huge Ring to Make Up for My Transgressions, It Worked, Kind of, But You're Still Super Passive Aggressive Which I Can Understand" Handles

Subtle! I like it!

I appreciate what she does as a living reminder of the Teapot Dome Scandal.

LeBron: I'm a free agent! Someone pay me as much money as you think I'm worth to play basketball. I figure it's around $50 million.

Alternative idea: don't subsidize the playgrounds of billionaire's sports teams; save massive money for the city.

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Cigarettes by the fudge?

The Kanji on his right arm clearly say "Die Bart Die"

Eh. Still better than Prometheus.

Richard Dent, Jim McMahon, Jeremy Newberry, Roy Green, J.D. Hill, Keith Van Horne, Ron Stone, and Ron Pritchard

They got Roy Green so doped up he spent 11 years with the Cardinals.

I really admire Granato's bravery and willingness to live in open comfort with his life choices, which apparently include going on and on and on and on about his goddamn cat when recruiters come calling.