Well that's a bunch of saccharine bullshit, now isn't it?

Choakim Noah

You are a paragon of virtue. A shining beacon in the darkness. Fighting the good fight against the besmirching of a kid's game. Truly we should all follow your example, overpay our taxes, and castrate ourselves after birthing two children to prevent any temptation. God bless you and your self-importance. How many…

Do you want to hear the terrifying truth...or do you want to see me sock a few dingers???

If Shanahan was serious about getting fired he'd be wise to try commenting on a sports blog instead of doing his job.

(13-letter word) team!

There you go. Greg Hardy likes nicknames.

Guess that answers the questions of who would be dumb enough to give Cano that contract, and why.

Golf carts hitting anyone is funny

he learned that trick from his wife

Fine, but you try saying no to this mug.

His Blew Period

Given her history, I'm surprised he got to finish.

Interestingly enough, the dance and the Blow Job could both be served by the same Red-Headed Slut.

Also "weird but cool" to StateCollegeMom: That her son can get just as good of an education as Bonnie's son for a fifth of price which is nice because Ted has had trouble finding a job in sales and this way Tommy is still close to home so she can just swing up there if she wants to make sure his professors are…

By then he will be ruining the franchise one letter at a time.

This has only raised his future draft stock because people are saying he compares favorably with Big Ben.

Courtrooms tend to make A-Rod nervous ever since he heard about the Three Strikes law.

He's wearing a raised-relief map of Greenland.