Good for Papa John's to discontinue that deal. I mean, what company wants a famous associate of theirs to have the image of an inebriated slob?

Most NFL coaches have a Type A personality; Rex Ryan has a Type II.

Man, if I was surrounded by dicks all week at work, the last thing I'd want to do is go to a Patriots game on the weekend.

"My bad."

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

The real victim here will be Miami's mascot, TD, when they take him out back and flog him mercilessly.

I'm not surprised Dez is such a positive guy. He gets it from his mother.

Rizzi later admitted it was Barzini all along.

This is really sad. After all, the best memories in life are the little things.

You can't be more misinformed sir! As a fellow Political Scientist, I'm called upon often to render my expertise on all manner of governmental issues facing our society.

"All the greats put vaseline on their gloves."

Well, both will probably be victimized by a train.

Why don't Hanley's ribs know how to play the game? What a wuss. If Whitey McWhiterson were still playing, he'd play four games after a breakfast of spark plugs, infield dirt, and apple pie.

The torn ACL is nothing compared to the brain trauma he'll surely develop as a result of being forced into watching Browns games.

I would think that, if anything, MrSugarPenis knows too much about "the column"

After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.

Overall, very thoughtful. Provoking. A well-steeped dissertation on the American pastime, though personally, I feel as if some the allusions made were heavy-handed, then suddenly demure, as if a solid curtain had fallen across what was a brightly lit moment inside a man's journey through competition.

10/8/2013. 10:47 pm PT. Craig Sager's jacket becomes self aware.

It's time to let The Monster get out of it's cage to feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This just further confirms my belief that everyone named Chad is a rapist