"I tell ya, we put our best people — our best science people, on it. And and they came back to me, they said, let me tell you what they said. They said, these science-y folks, they told me that after all their lab shit and experiments and stuff, they told me that the max effort you can give, the totally most you can…

Strange.

Fucking splendid - take a bow, Tom.

Further proving that the best defense is multiple offenses.

I imagine Joe Flacco walking on the bus and asking these girls how much of "The Wire" was real.

They're working on a fight song.

It's great to see the Browns thinking "draft," because that front office has clearly been hitting the bottle for far too long.

Who thought it was a good idea to let Katelyn Faber take over the Lakers twitter account for a day?

To be fair, Sean, maybe something got lost in the translation with this KKK thing, and you just can't see the Forrest for the trees.

He only told this story once, of course, and it just snowballed from there.

What are the odds that it was Rex Ryan?

If anyone has an issue with Jets going down in NY, it is Pete Carroll.

Well, it's not like you get much of value from Coach Shanahan either. That guy talks at you until he's red in the face.

James Frey can't even write in to deadspin about the Browns without making up a bullshit story, pilfered from anecdote and bad sitcoms no less...

Everyday you wear an Eric Wedge jersey is the worst moment of your life

I think Tim's point is that drawing an arbitrary line between certain drugs and other certain drugs is the first step toward the stupid situation we're currently witnessing.

No one cared when players were routinely popping amphetamines from a communal bowl in the clubhouse. No one bats an eye when players get loaded…

"Not in '13, and not in '14. You gotta wait till '15 to play ball."

Well you can thank whimpering commissioner Bud Selig for this. If he'd suspended Braun under the "best interest of baseball" clause no one would've batted an eye. But no he sat back and did nothing. Just like the media now clamoring for the heads of those who defiled the record book. The same record book that wasn't…

"He compensates for a lack of length with an ultra-quick release"