Anytime any of these worms are on CNN, et al. and they say they want to keep the good parts of Obamacare but repeal the individual mandate, why doesn’t someone ask the follow up question, “Fucking how?” People actively want to be dumb and the mechanisms to keep them so are too far entrenched at this point to do shit.…

Marty out here playing 12 dimensional chess, conning the Packers into releasing him and fucking him out of money.

Really sucks, but those in memoriam tweets are a treasure trove of “hey, remember that guy?” RIP Doc.

Eli Manning’s career has been Homer Simpson in the Frank Grimes episode.

As a Cavs fan, it’s hard to balance my despair thinking about Lebron’s impending depature, with my elation thinking about how bad it’s going to chap Dan Gilbert’s ass.

Kipnis gave an interview earlier in the year, basically calling Bauer a dipshit weirdo. That said, I KNOW HOW THIS MOVIE ENDS AND DEAR LORD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?

I’m calling for a fatwa on Clay Travis.

Uh, the rolling stones are problematic Jezebel. I can’t believe you support the institutional misogyny this band represents.

Steve Loomis extorted a game check from Isaiah Crowell last year for a bad instagram post. Fuck these worms.

Feminism uber alles, unless we disagree! 

It’s already been a monumentally stupid day in the colossally stupid history of Cleveland sports talk radio.

“Dirty Craig” is in fact, good.

Just to be clear, you think it was a good thing that the government gave trillions of dollars to the big banks, after they knowingly nuked the world economy, consequence free? 

This is a bad take.

Clay Travis is the ISIS to Colin Cowherd’s Al-Qaeda.

In practice, what legislation have the Democrats passed, that hasn’t capitulated to their donor’s interests? Who really gives a shit if they pass something (say the ACA) and slap a blue ribbon on it that says “Victory,” when it doesn’t actually root out systemic problems? And that’s not even touching on foreign…

I liked when you posted unfunny jokes better.

Hey, I used to be young and idealistic too, but at a certain point you realize letting Wall Street torpedo the world economy for profit by bilking poor people out of their homes, and incinerating Yemeni children w/flying death robots in Proxy Wars we have no business being in, are the only sensible adult political…

In addition to being a slum lord, Dan Gilbert is low key the dumbest fucker in sport.