*Barney Gumble voice*

It’s all happening again!

The Indians are responsible for a full quarter of their losses.

lol. Sounds good buddy.

I actually started to respond to clarify my point between traditional and advanced statistics, but already I’ve wasted too much time when a “get fucked” will suffice.

Full disclosure, I also haven’t thought of him in five years, and his advanced stats aren’t too good, but damn if he hasn’t put up some decently impressive years in Anaheim. 

I mean he did have 31 and 119 last year.

You know the old adage: As goes Susan Sarandon so goes the nation. It’s really a travesty how the Russian’s hacked Hillary’s campaign and made her divert all her resources from campaigning and face-to-face canvassing in the states that she lost, in favor of algorithms and sheer ignorance that America is largely…

“from the place that is for eating food and not for fucking (the restaurant) to a place that is for fucking and not for eating food (presumably not the restaurant).“

Nah.

Counterpoint, they replaced Terrell Pryor with Kenny fucking Britt, which means literally the only thing I can look forward to during another horrific season chalked up to the process, is waiting for another Instagram video of him plowing some chick.

I mean I get it. Fuck Jamie Kilstein. He’s long been known as unfunny within the industry, and has cultivated this male feminist schtick as his last bastion of relevance. While I’ve never met him personally, good friends of mine have worked with him and said he was a giant prick. But I’m not sure if he deserves to…

Yup! The universal loathed entitlement programs prove this! I can’t tell you how many old people who are begging politicians to take away their Medicare and Social Security! They hate free things they need to live!

Who the fuck is going to impeach him? Congress is Republican.

lol. Yep. All those sardonic quips about his mustache, really knocked the piss out of Hitler’s war machine.

They did mention how “Belichick wouldn’t tolerate Pryor’s diva behavior.” Nah, probably not. He’d just turn the other way while his tight end murdered several people.

Here’s the thing, while I don’t doubt this is true, the Russians didn’t prevent Clinton from campaigning in Wisconsin after the convention, preventing the SEIU from organizing Michigan, and generally ignore their entire real-life ground game organizers in the Mid-west favor of their billion dollar algorithms. 

Today’s garbage take from the worst sports media in the country is that it is in fact Terrell Pryor who is the“bad locker room guy” and “me first” and “not fooling anyone” and merciful lord please contract this fucking team and return everyone who covers it back to the firery pit from whence they came.

Kluber was far and away the best pitcher in the AL.

Future Browns Quarterback Tony Romo.

I’m curious WarDamnLynchMob, what were your motivations for voting Trump?