Fair, but please tell me what it’s like to watch meaningful baseball past July.

As an Indians fan, respectfully, fuck right off sir.

I think the protocol is to finding a new Owner who’s a Trucking magnate under Federal investigation.

“That doesn’t mean ... that Shapiro can’t also have success with his methods,”

Hope Toronto fans are into overvaluing prospects & signing 37 year old, oft-injured platoon players for the next decade.

Fact. :(

Matt Lawton

Trot Nixon.

Perhaps the Bulls would have played harder for Thibs if he didn’t spend every timeout eating buckets of fish and muttering about destroying Gotham City.

"If You Like Anteaters, Root for UC Irvine!" - Irritated Mohel

No it's not.

Dude next to her is Wayne Dawson, best known for this gem:

I was at this game, and it was the best live sporting event I've ever attended. Perez had given up a tying and go-ahead home run in the top of the 9th, and with a loss, Cleveland would have been out of contention.

Bald anchor's reaction that time the Denver TV station aired accidental dong.

http://deadspin.com/denver-news-st…

My mistake. He beat the shit out of his wife after she started it. What a stand up guy!

Not only is our local homer in Cleveland Tony Rizzo a sentient mid-life crisis, but he was convicted on a domestic violence charge in April and never so much as smelled a suspension, much less jail time. Mostly, I believe, because he owns some stake in the radio company, which is also the official home of the Browns…

"Get out of your parent's basement." Sadly, Jonbenet Ramsey didn't listen.

Swiftly fuck off.

I called Dan Gilbert the most off-putting man in sport and he called me an invertebrate. For weeks I was replying to poorly spelled insults from people who would defend Dan Fucking Gilbert.

Party foul.