*Silly Rob Ford picture*

Asked for his reaction, Shanahan gave no comment.

To be fair though, fuck Eric Wedge.

Behold. Now I am become Cleveland Browns, destroyer of worlds.

R. Bud Dwyer!

The Big Lots Grimace mascot's look of sheer panic when the Wolf fell is legitimately the funniest thing I have ever seen.

On the bright side, you won't be able to listen to sports talk radio for weeks.

Last month's shot give-a-way was a Free Chocolate-Covered Pretzel, but they had problems getting Marv Albert to leave.

Always thought this Carson Palmer commercial was a gem.

As an Indians fan, and one who was at the game, I agree the mascot/name is abhorrent. But I still dont want to drink a bottle of bleach any less this morning. I am despondent.

@Vodka_Sam goes on-line September 1st, 2013. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. @Vodka_Sam begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 11:06 a.m. Eastern time, September 22, 2013. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Oof.

The Week 4 starter is rumored to be 2 midgets in a trench coat and fedora, pretending to be a full grown man.

Phillip Rivers approves.

"Go big or go home."

"Go big or go home."
- Najeh Davenport

Wow. +1

/Cums.

-Marv Albert

I watched a Seattle game recently and found it surprisingly entertaining. Though I find it a tad gauche that the Sounders' mascot is an erect penis with a metal rod sticking in the urethra.