Ball Four wasn’t flattering either.

yeah, but half the time you knew it was just an excuse to kick back an hour early and go have a scotch in the clubhouse.

2nd best moment, batboy putting the hat on the overturned bag.

Whoa whoa whoa, holdonasec, you saying people are getting tired of watching other people drive in a circle, because of politics? Not because they’re watching people drive in a circle?

Fuck Billy Bush. Do we really need two Bushes on the Today Show? Did we need one?

The whole country is full of them. Trump is polling in the 30's with “conservatives.”

Ah, an un-sourced quote from the man who started the Progressive party. What an argument against liberalism!

No, they’re making the next generation of Freddie Grays.

At least they were using their official emails and not some home brew server in a toilet, hengh?

It’s good for baseball (or any sport) when a team hasn’t won in X amount of years. It keeps it quirky. The host city can revel in how they always lose, and everyone can wonder if *this* year is the one. Once the Cubs win, then who’s next, the Indians. Who cares if the Indians ever win a world series, besides people…

“Being killed by a woman isn’t just disgraceful, but the penalty in the afterlife isn’t martyrdom and doesn’t include those 72 virgins.”

I thought they were all talking to a tomato troll.

If you started Godzilla anywhere on defense, your team would be much much better than 2-6.

But how do you feel about Hillary Clinton, tomatoface/pinkpingpong/sweetchelsea?

I don’t think they do because of how it affects ERA. If a fielder fucks up, that shouldn’t hurt the pitcher’s numbers, but if the pitcher fucks up, it’s his own fault so it should.

**whoops**

I’m a Mets fan and I love the ivy wall. It’s also a possibility that if there was no ivy there, Soler wouldn’t have dove and instead played the ball on a hop, which would have resulted in a natural double. Conforto may or may not have scored in that scenario. Baseball fields aren’t football fields. They’ve never been…

Here you go “honey.”

“Yeah, it’s totally normal and not crazy to click on a person’s name on here and respond to every comment he’s made on a Gawker article throughout the course of the past two weeks.”

Sorry all this attention makes you upset!