When the officer asked Tiger where he was coming from he probably should have come up with something a little more believable than golfing.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Mike, obviously.

They don’t, and it’s dumb. It goes, in descending order:

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

No he isn’t!

Albert, can you tell us more about your clam?

In my junior year of high school, my grandfather taught me how to play 501. He apparently learned how to play when he was deployed in Korea back in the day.

The joke is that there was news this morning that McGregor “agreed to terms with Dana White” on said fight and was reported by places like ESPN in a tone that suggested this was a major step in the fight happening, when in reality McGregor is already under contract with White and his having to agree to however many…

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

I don’t know if I’d call Greenie “interesting,” but he was actually milquetoast in a good way in this HOT TAEK universe we live in. He would very often slow down the topic du jour and identify the various sides of a question and bring a little nuance to things. It was far from groundbreaking or cutting edge, but as…

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

He could so easily break that glass door. But that would be very rude!

That appears to be professional golfer John Daly rather than Donald Trump.

Wait, so you are saying Deadspin should be shitting on Kathy Berman, a person who has as far as I know never done anything horrible?

Krz is bullshit. I don’t care how good you are at hockey, you don’t get to have a name that doesn’t have a vowel. You’re not an app.

Don’t worry, he’ll be the last Lannister standing.

The president should take vacations, but what this guy is doing is just abusing the shit out of a privilege that we all pay for—or perhaps more accurately we make payments on it while sinking deeper and deeper into the debt that self-described “fiscal conservatives” pretend to care about whenever they are out of…

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