To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

god damn

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Get him a tortoise. Not only do they just suck, but they continue being worthless for 80 years. Which means that after he’s dead and gone, someone in his family will have to take care of it as well. It’s a big, shelled fuck you to generations of Brooks’

Get these old clowns the hell out of here!

I will symbolically toast Trent Dilfer’s departure. He always wakes me up after dozing off during the game.

The only one I’m personally “celebrating” is Kanell. Most of the other writers I have no strong feelings one way or the other (particularly since I don’t pay attention to bockey, soccer, or college sports).

Good to know he’s praying for this guy, and not for the victim who is presumably staying in a repeatedly physically abusive relationship in which the abuser will now also be blaming her for costing him his college scholarship. True southern Christian, right there.

And that’s why I prayed for him.

It is a cosmic injustice if Westbrook isn’t crash bandicoot.

“Checking in.”

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

I think this is something you never get over. My little boy would be turning eight in a couple days. The hole is still there in my heart.

3 of them?!?!?

Hot take: The Jenner Kardashians won’t go away until we collectively stop paying attention to them. Stop giving them their power.

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

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“Friends of Jason” sounds like the shittiest support group in the world

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.