Barack #corrections

So, an intervention about 14 years ago?

how do you turn this on

That was my thought exactly. Either that, or the eject icon would have decided to spontaneously change into a trash icon, and it would have landed in a dumpster.

That was the first thing I thought of too...

Never. 1 & 2 were the best. Still awesome games.

Am I the only one who misses the original 2D Duke Nukem on DOS? I still go back and replay that all the time. Couldn't stand anything from the series after Duke went for the 3rd D.

And that's been available for at least 2 previous versions of the iOS. I've been doing that on my iPhone for months now. I didn't know it wasn't widely known...

@milkplus - uncivil imagineer: You tax OTR trucking, you'll be taxing EVERYONE. The stuff you buy in stores? Yeah, that's delivered by those trucks. It costs them more to deliver it, you can guarantee it'll cost you more to buy it.

@whatne1wuddo: [mediaarchive.ksc.nasa.gov]

@mhardy3001: The flight was hilarious and repetitive.

Hey #Apple, change the #iPad switch back to screen lock! Or at least give us the option to choose what the button does.

@hewhoroams: Sounds hilarious and repetitive.

@ddhboy: Actually, I think they are. Once you die from eating too much of their food, the undertakers realize they don't need to embalm you, you've been McBalmed already

@sbunny: That's the first thing I thought when I heard these too.

@Tornadoes28: Couldn't it have meant it was the definitive place for Porn? As in Porn, Period

@shooga: If the cat has bacon taped to it, it blows up. If not, it blows down.

@CorporateRobot: It's in the St. Louis City Museum. Definitely not a waste of time, and seen by quite a lot of people.

@mocax: You realize that the Earth has been warming up for a while now, right? Because if it hadn't, we'd still be in that thing called the "Ice Age"

@EdificeComplex: And right there you proved the point that dnadeau13 was making. Clips, taken completely out of context can say absolutely anything you want them to say.