You couldn’t help yourself. You just had to wade right into this didn’t you?

John, I can’t quit you. It’s like me texting my ex at 1am. I can’t justify or explain it, but I know deep down that I don’t want to stop.

+1 Get your own damn gum

He looks like Conor McGregor at the press conference immediately preceding the press conference where he announces he’s admitting himself to rehab.

First they came for our folding tables....

That has absolutely become my go-to line to yell at other drivers who try to cut me off (which is essentially everyone who drives an Audi and/or BMW).

Cards (particularly bid whist and spades)

Hamilton, are you being deliberately obtuse with your math, or are you completely unaware that your blog is as accurately describing a problem/solution as the average tweet from @realDonaldTrump?

Best of luck to her. I do not envy her mission, but definitely envy her optimism. Better person than I am.

+1

You win. You gave me the giggles in the office.

As both an English Lit nerd and a (sizeable) former pro rugby player, I would love to audit your friends course. Nothing would be more enjoyable than ID’ing this problem student and engaging in a long, intimate, discussion with him about the finer points of Wuthering Heights.

How is Zack Hample? Did he offer your dad a Twitter non-apology?

That information was not spelled out as my comment was not intended for anyone who would find those distinctions newly relevant and/or confusing as I’m guessing is the case in your instance. Congrats on your ability to define whisky, you’re totally going to impress a lot of folks at the next kegger with that type of…

Thanks for re-iterating my point and prefacing it with some seriously condescending, and unnecessary, whisky 101 info most Americans know well before they’re of legal age to even drink it.

Given the Raiders track record in that round they essentially unloaded a negative asset. 

Nathan Peterman is the tragedy of the commons

As an Avalanche fan from ‘96 who has hated Yzerman’s guts for 2+ decades, and now lives in Seattle: FUCK YEAH! Give us that sneaky, talented-ass Russian sounding Canadian. BRING IT VEGAS. Suck it Detroit.

You’re not alone. They haven’t figured out (or don’t care to) how to function on Firefox, and barely get functionality on Chrome.

I don’t know about scotch (not my cup of brown liquid), but with whisky this is sometimes very true and other times completely wrong. Due to corporations owning everything there are several “nice” (ie, many of the medium quality whiskies) that are only nominally different from the standard.

This results in several…

I live in Seattle where the population is dominated by ultra-lefties, and the city itself is surround by some of the ugliest, conservative brewing suburbs you could imagine.