I'm promoting the hell out of this. Seasick Steve is my favorite musician.

And they're lovely.

I can do that in my Fiero!

It's like a lame Stratos.

They need a Kickstarter campaign. Everyone that donates money gets their name on the car. Everyone would be a sponsor.

This made me have a sad.

Oh, you.

The thing is, you're absolutely right. But, if were being super accurate, the Miata, Sky, and MRS are all roadsters. Sports cars do still exist, but at a price point deemed entry level, they're as rare as can be.

20K. RWD. 6-speed manual. Traction control you can turn all the way off. For a little more you can get Brembos, but more importantly, an LSD. The chassis is 24% stiffer than an E46 M3. I mean, if this isn't a sports car accessible to everyone, than I don't know what is. It ticks all the right boxes to be a helluva…

The police in my town are currently in the process of replacing every single one of their Crown Vics with Tahoes. Ugh.

Chassis codes are no joking matter, son.

As a BK owner I can say without a doubt that Hyundai kinda pussed the car up from factory. But even a simple reflash unlocks truck loads of hidden potential. As a stock car, you'll be a bit disappointed in what the engine does. But with a few simple modifications, it feels completly different.

QOTD is moot. All correct answers are aircraft engines.

We need to get these back.

I bet Jesus knows of a penis thinner than this.

Why, yes. I am the ultimate car.

This. For so many reasons, this.

Grabber Blue.