Actual conversation between myself, my brother and my three-year-old nephew.

I disagree. I don’t know about the Sacramento fans or media, but I think Boogie would like playing for Van Gundy, and he without doubt would be adored in Detroit. Shit, I still love Rasheed Wallace and he was a lazy headcase who stopped playing for the Pistons a decade ago.

Holy fuck, you missed the point of his post. He wasn’t saying his donut order was akin to the trade. He’s saying the donut shop fucked up his order on a colossal level. But they were still more competent than the entire Kings front office.

I don’t follow basketball, but is that homeless Quebecois gentleman in the video previews actually a GM somewhere?

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

From the GQ article:

He doesn’t even have that “Fuck you” money to be as showey as he apparently is.

“figure out what it is you need to do and do it, and do it right, and get it done, and get your situation right”

Nah. No way McGregor can be successful with genetically tiny hands.

Green, fake though guy? That’s ballsy.

He’s a fucking idiot if he didn’t anticipate this. Fuck him and his shitty team and any other ass who voted for that cunt.

If he can get all of the black players to join him in a Black Power salute on Pennsylvania Avenue, it’d be the greatest thing ever.

... I wasn’t aware that there were other programs.

Was this a graduate program in borderline impolite stories of uneventful tedium?

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

Overloaded leather is also his online dating profile name.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

“Jeb forward...Jeb backward...Jeb this way...Jeb that way...”

As someone who has been defending Sherman against unfair criticism since the 2014 championship game, well, dammit, I got nothing this time.

I don’t care if he has all the heart in the fucking world, he doesn’t have the ground skills to be a top tier MMA fighter