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It's his acting on his desires that's inappropriate; not the desires themselves. If wanting to bang Sansa Stark is creepy then I'm the creepiest creep who ever creeped.

Wait, are we still talking about killing?

Says the guy whose war room is half open balcony.

Exactly. Who are the humans to judge the White Walkers' culture? Oh, because the White Walkers are genocidal? Look at what the humans did to the Children of the Forest. And if you fight White Walkers you disenfranchise all the moderate White Walkers who just want to slap us around a little, and in the end you just

King Stannis making a candy dish out of Hans Gruber's head with a single stroke of his infidel whacker gave me a raging broner that has yet to abate.

Picking leech teeth out of his cock, sighing wistfully.

The Hound should have replied, "So is this!" and then stabbed him, and then taken a swig, and then winked at the camera.

I hope they use half a dozen different actors in different shots during the big fight, just to fuck with us all the more.

For many an adolescent girl (and boy) watching last night, Oberyn will forever be The Statue of Puberty in her mind.

I'd like to rape her next to her son's corpse!

I recall reading that chimps live in little tribes and like to greyjoy foreign male chimps who trespass into their territory, while taking in the lady trespassers for a little "bread 'n salt". (winks, smells fingers)

Tommen must have some especially terminal leukemia for the Make a Wish Foundation to have come through so hard.

He's pretty scary in Assassination of Jesse James by etc etc.

"I propose to surround, stymie, and secure the man, and forcibly convey him under guard within a fortnight to the nearest Great Clips."

GREAT episode. I laughed hysterically at that part. Reminded me of when I watched my girlfriend play Grand Theft Auto for the first time.

Straight male here: are flaccid penises something that even penis-loving people want to see? I always figured, if it's not erect what's the point? Or at least that's what the lucky ladies I've bedded have led me to believe.

"Eugene's hair style was the crossroads of our gender identities, and it was a hell of a crossroads." *Ashokan Farewell*

Aw, another improv performer? I was hoping it'd be an accomplished comedic actor/writer like Olivia Munn.

While this is otherwise a great film, the one flashback scene where Brooks' father is about to hit his wife, then looks at his son and hugs her instead is so toe-curlingly cheesy it gives me a hernia.

As a child I memorized The Yukon Song. I will now, after ~20 years, attempt to recite it from memory: