Watterson's what I'm waiting for,
but I can wait a little more.

It's longer than you think, Dad!"

God sobbing in his car: "I'm a fucking idiot!"

The judge ought to add an extra month for wearing that v-neck. *gay Z snap*

Just make sure there aren't any squareheads or dirtworshipers around at the time.

You've made a powerful enemy today, my friend…

I dig the line (paraphrasing): "Maybe God isn't that smart; maybe he's just been around so long he knows everything." That's true, isn't it? A being of average or even below average intelligence, if simply made immortal and separated from the constraints of time, would appear to be all knowing to a mortal being who,…

Ghosts, obviously.

Okay, maybe he cheated. But according to Breaking Away, no cyclists are bigger assholes than the Italians.

I find all your points objectively valid, but there's something about that crescendo that melts my cold, icy heart in a way no other piece of entertainment has managed. I like that there's some buildup to it; how he initially fumbles the ring and frantically searches for it in the gravel, then sheepishly whispers to…

How about I draw a line down the center of this article so it looks like a butt?

Forget about the damn Swiss!

I dig the Schindler's List climax due to it being an insightful juxtaposition of an earlier scene where Kingsley's character is urging him to give a fuck about the Jews; now, he's urging him to calm the fuck down. Additionally, as we don't get an extended epilogue of post-war Schindler as a lonely, penniless drunk,…

A baby dinosawer!

I volunteer to be a suicide bomber in your righteous intergender bathroom war.

I just googled what was wrong with this episode, and it says it may have internet connection problems.

My children need wine!

I can't maintain an erection unless I keep her genitals concealed with my hand while she's on top.

You sahnk my battle sheep!

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