Are you ready to boogie down?!

This reads like the benefit exclusions section of my health insurance pamphlet.

Certainly not a second chance.

Say what you want about Mel Gibson; the sunuva bitch knows story structure!

4th weirdest for me.

What are you lookin at, butthead?

Dahl sure hated hisself some fat kids.

The A.V. Club

The AV Club
That is neither fun nor a fact

You think that's fascinating… remember the time a moon splintered under tidal forces to become Saturn's rings?

Free Willzyx!

It was a lot of fun working in a video store during the 16:9 television transition.

Get a haircut, hippie.

I recently read Ender's Game, having known almost nothing about it except that a guy I knew loved it. While the half of the book that deals with wargames between genetically modified genius adolescents was pretty cool, the other half of the book, where Ender's siblings start some kind of worldwide intellectual…

There's an interesting discussion I watched online between Richard Dawkins and Steven Pinker, where they brought up a few hypotheses of how homosexuality could have been evolutionarily selective. But in the end, I think they said that all of the hypotheses so far have glaring flaws, and that it's still a mystery.

I like that in formulating your list of the world's most awesome homosexuals, the first one to come to mind was Neil Patrick Harris. Then Turing, the father of computer science.

The exchange between Michael, pretending to take suggestions from his evil second head, and Dwight, who not only seems to consider the head to be a sapient being but is also filmed at a perfect Emperor Palpatine angle, is the most hard and long I've laughed during the entire series.

Toby: *miserable groan*

As a midwesterner, you coastal elites can all go fuck yourselves.

In The Fire, Michael's ringtone is Mambo No 5. If I recall, his ringtone changes through the years to whatever crappy pop song is currently (or recently) on the radio. Anyone recall the specific songs?