She knows you cant slather vaseline on the eyes of every single voter, right?

Is she the one fucking cory landowski or whatever his name is, while they are both married? 

Dude has always been shit, just anti-religious stoner shit.  That stupid “movie” probably set back the social views on atheism by decades just by being a smarmy piece of shit.  

If its Ghostbusters then they missed that boat by a few years.

Trumps election broke those dudes, how do you parody when real life is parody?

What was even weirder is how it seemed like Lewis wanted to suck his dick the whole time.  Dude seems to be good at being critical to abstract structures but you give him one person, one man, and he turns into a full-on fanboy.  

Guess maybe she was planning on being the “do anything you want” girl with the cute boy things entry.

Didnt they already push the claim they were basically shooting newborns in the face in Virginia?  Its what got him elected, of course he is going to run with it.  

To be fair most of the presidential pets were not dogs bred to be guard dogs. Bidens dogs are just doing their jobs in their mind. That is why they dont give a shit about the friendly staffers, just the sus SS agents.

Spaniels and water dogs arent dogs whose entire life is about protection.

How about instead of sending the dog home why dont they purge the maga from the SS?

And i bet they sit around their house watching fox news and making fun of “ethnic” names used by the underclass.  

Hey she can only funnel away so many donations for new tits, cant expect perfection.

Yeah I think a therapist would have a field day with that...

She is the kind you fuck in the car. Absolute demon but you dont want her to know where you live.

I just love the hypocrisy of it.  Normally Id be on-board but when youre speaking in the pulpit and talking about family values you prboably shouldnt be spouting about the loss of american “family” values while your pedohile husband is at home watching the kids as you give a handy at Beetlejuice... 

I appreciate your cooperation. You are an ally to the autistic.

Oh yeah, he def got a nipple out and was “tuning in Tokyo” if you know what I mean.

You like 6ft tall, blonde, triathlete guys?  If so were working with some synergy here.  

Her divorce (that isnt even close to over so were watching a married woman give a guy a handy in public) AND public anxiety. Because when I am anxious in public I also reach for the nearest cock, real calming...

Interesting to have thinkpieces about the patriarchy or whatever that basically take any agency she might have out of the equation.