Its funny how, like every 7 years, everyone just kind of notices the leap in computing/database functionality, better algorithms, etc and is like “OMG this is the first thinking computer!!!!!” when in reality its just much better at REPLICATING thinking than it was 7 years ago.

What it should say is “Last week elmo tried to PRETEND he was doing a good thing...”

It sounds like 3-in-1 oil but its USA BIG STRONG MAN ARM AMERICAN FLAG version.

Innovative products like, checks pile, a bottle brush...

Im about to go back to it with how bad youtube music is. Google Play Music was fine for a streaming service but then they switched to Youtube and its a buggy, featureless mess. Youre supposed to be able to download playlists to play offline but its ALWAYS broken. Like 1/5th of the songs arent playable offline and if…

Or the problem WAS the old people.  Target has great self checkouts but only like 4 of them, and only two cashiers, so its either use the self ones or wait 20 minutes.  So old people use them, and then EVERYONE is waiting 20 minutes while some boomer struggles to figure out simple shit.  

She knows you cant slather vaseline on the eyes of every single voter, right?

Is she the one fucking cory landowski or whatever his name is, while they are both married? 

A lot of fancy houses and hotels Ive been in had them in the bathroom, guess it was just a thing 

Dude has always been shit, just anti-religious stoner shit.  That stupid “movie” probably set back the social views on atheism by decades just by being a smarmy piece of shit.  

If its Ghostbusters then they missed that boat by a few years.

Trumps election broke those dudes, how do you parody when real life is parody?

What was even weirder is how it seemed like Lewis wanted to suck his dick the whole time.  Dude seems to be good at being critical to abstract structures but you give him one person, one man, and he turns into a full-on fanboy.  

Guess maybe she was planning on being the “do anything you want” girl with the cute boy things entry.

Didnt they already push the claim they were basically shooting newborns in the face in Virginia?  Its what got him elected, of course he is going to run with it.  

To be fair most of the presidential pets were not dogs bred to be guard dogs. Bidens dogs are just doing their jobs in their mind. That is why they dont give a shit about the friendly staffers, just the sus SS agents.

Spaniels and water dogs arent dogs whose entire life is about protection.

How about instead of sending the dog home why dont they purge the maga from the SS?

And i bet they sit around their house watching fox news and making fun of “ethnic” names used by the underclass.  

Hey she can only funnel away so many donations for new tits, cant expect perfection.

Yeah I think a therapist would have a field day with that...