We have nothing to lose except the game, and we’ve already lost that, so...

Maybe they could start by going for it on 4th down regularly instead of punting from the opposition 43 or trotting out the field goal unit at the 2. 

Coach Gruden should start referring to his team as “the Washington football team” at his press conferences. That would go over well with the Synder front office.

I’ve always felt like a 2QB offense with one QB operating as a WR/TE out of the bunch would work. He could run a route, or drop back for a lateral as a QB with three blockers/receivers (likely TEs) and either throw or run. It’d be a nightmare for defensive coordinators and Linebackers/Safeties. Could play with the…

Oh how quick we are to forget history. The Redskins already tried this, but humiliating head coach Jim Zorn didnt work. They took away all of his playcalling duties to try to shame him into quitting, and he didn’t.

I would actually appreciate it if they went with wild ideas that actually had a chance of succeeding. The Wing T is the easiest offense in football to defend if you have a competent linebacker. The ball is literally going where ever the guards go on every play. At least do something creatively wacky and stupid. 

the problem there is once you’re a HC somewhere, even if you sucked, there is always going to be a team that will think about letting you be a HC of their team. that won’t happen if you start running triple reverse flea flickers

Swinging Gate...

If he quits he won’t get paid on his contract.

There can be “bloodless coups” but even then the threat of violence is what powers them. Our system is explicitly set up to ensure peaceful transfers of power. The only time it hasn’t worked involved a civil war where traitorous white people wanted to split away from this system to keep owning black people.  And, if…

I just spit my coffee. 

Won't somebody think of the capitalism!

I personally use “tart” as the diminutive form of “sour.” So if I’m recommending a sour to someone who doesn’t like overly sour beers, I say something like “it’s not actually that sour, just sort of tart.”

This.  Another genius to be awed in their presence.  How long before this guy is somebody else’s coordinator.

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…

I followed a rather circuitous route to my current love of sours. The first time I ever tried one was at a New Belgium “tap takeover,” back in the day when Fat Tire was viewed as the holy grail of premium beers (aka a long time ago). I had a table with some friends and we ordered every single beer on the menu. There…

I think you’re looking for Rule 34.

Goddamn it!  I hadn’t realized that Nazi “faux”cest cosplay porn is a thing, but now that you have said it I am sure that it is and I am NOT HAPPY about that.

“I still get tweets that say, ‘Geoff’s a good footballer but I hate his politics.’ It hurt me at the beginning, because I was like, ‘This is what people think of me?’ But then I got to the point where I was like: ‘You know what? Screw it.’ These people don’t really know me.”