Does a band need to have a certain percentage of their fans actually be fathers before they can truly be considered Dad Rock?

#HistoryMajorRespect

Somewhere there’s a Philosophy grad student toiling away at a thesis that tries to establish a causal relationship between the rise of Marvel movies and the rise of populist white supremacy in American politics.

Management promises more bears and when can you not trust the management of a sight?

If the polar bear who learned to play football wants to eat them, who am I to say no? Probably the source of his powers. 

Gronk approve!!

You forgot whiskey pods.

Free alcohol will either cause your guests to have very fond memories of your reception, or absolutely no memories of your reception. But they will have had a helluva time either way.

My wife’s grandmother often remarked that it took a lot of will power to not call her friends and neighbors idiots when they started spouting the same line around her.

ESPN derives an absurd amount of income from the NFL. So it’s in their best interest to have the broadcaster of MNF be nothing more than a cheeerleader so shamelessly in the tank for the NFL. If the NFL asked him to shove a football up his ass, Tessitore would set the land speed record racing to the store to buy lube. 

It's pretty Pavlovian at this point for both terms. People just hear the words and think "oh bad, evil, Satan" or some shit like that without even thinking about why they have that reaction.

Look Frank, we all know that little kids will often go through a phase where they have an imaginary friend who they play with, and often that friend will “tell” the child what to do, and it’s all a part of development and creativity and yada yada yada. But we really need to put a stop to letting ostensible adults who…

Probably some arcane CBA rule no one ever knew about that nets them a compensatory draft pick in perpetuity.

Was your Cheryl Tiegs poster jealous?

But which one?!?!

The menu didn’t actually list any food items they could order and instead was instructions on how to make different kinds of sandwiches. 

Basketball was where the concept of ludicrous shots was at its finest.

That might be getting a little too close to Rock ‘N Jock softball, but I like it.

MLB should let the home team choose which baseball they want to use for each game. Add some strategery to this situation.