He does like to take a hit of smelling salts before a game, so odds are he has amphetamines we’ve never even heard of. 

This is why the Jets hired Gase. He sees ALL the sparks. 

A lot of them had great years in 2018 and were bound to regress. And I don’t think the baseballs had anything to do w/ Sale throwing 80 mph “fastballs” in April and May.

I bet it wouldn't take 90 minutes for the whole spectacle to finish.

Still seems apt.

I'm not going to kink shame you if that's what you're into.

20% of the time it works every time.

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

Did you give them a tip if they were blaring “East Bound and Down” as they drove up?

Sundays were pretty slow for us, we’d close up around 6 or 7. It was a nice way to get some hours and not have to work that hard.

The greatest minimum wage job I ever had was the summer after college when I worked at a high end liquor store. The latest we were open was 10 pm, and on weekends we didn’t open until 9 am on Saturday and noon on Sunday. After closing up we’d grab a single from the cooler and shoot the shit in the parking lot, just…

KS does have the chance to not be the Rutgers of the Great Plains, but for the last 10-15 years they were baaaaaaaaad. 

Sounds like you need a hug!

Oh wait.........

Ron going to Scotland might be my favorite Parks and Rec scenes ever. Reading Burns, and then walking w/ the sheep and how happy he looks and I just start tearing up. And I’m not even Scottish!

They're definitely not as awful as Rutgers, but they certainly fill that role in the SEC.

I’d say Kansas or Vanderbilt, but Kansas is maybe kinda trending towards not being putrid at the moment.

Police could not confirm reports that Nix was sing songs by The Stooges at the time of the incident.

60% of the time it works every time.

But allowing more women into kitchens will just attract more bears!