And a tip of the hat to you as well.

If someone knows they’re going to declare for the draft, I’m not even sure they take classes in the spring. All they have to do to stay eligible is “pass” a minimum number of classes in the fall semester.

A few years ago, Deadspin came up w/ the Roger Godell NFL Punishment Generator where you could tell it what you did wrong and it would give you a capricious and arbitrary punishment, just like the NFL does w/ its players. I feel like Splinter needs something similar for AOC/Fox, where you can type in something she…

he was being cut from the team after receiving too many points in the coach’s disciplinary point system

Looks like we have a new example of “rubbing your good luck charm”.

Odds are this will be considered a high water mark for where he performs in the next 5-10 years.

J-Lo was dead wrong-we really can go on without Ja Rule.

Yet

Nothing, other than pointing out that the universe has a wicked sense of humor.

What if we find a way to make it look like he's kneeling for the anthem?

See, he went there for his back, nothing illegal about that, right?

It’s not about sex, per se.

Here’s a fun fact: This massage parlor is essentially across the street from Harbourside.

Anyone know if you can invest in popcorn futures? Asking for a friend. 

I truly believe it was ol’ Rog wearing a fake mustache asking questions at that press conference last night, and no one can tell me otherwise.

Ideal Gas Law just doesn’t apply in that state!

Among my friends that’s called “Winning The Game”.

“On to the next massage parlor”

The last paragraph basically screams for “ball deflation” jokes/ double entendres.

I’d say for most owners “winning” is now strictly defined by their place in the Forbes billionaire list.