He was shocked to learn that the museum would not accept beads, trinkets, or blankets in lieu of money for their entrance fee.

For his next Galaxy Brained wet fart I’d like him to convince owners to go year to year w/ their media rights packages and see how that works out for him.

Alan McCleod pointed out that this guy has written stuff like this in the past:

It’s a cruel twist of fate that a state with so much natural beauty is run by a cult who vehemently opposes anyone having a beer after looking at said natural beauty.

It’s because the machines/aliens controlling our current simulation were fucking around one day and decided to crank up these player attributes to “Full Gaping Asshole”.

Hiring Greg Schiano: When pooping in the fridge and eating a whole wheel of cheese no longer gives you the thrill it used to.

Lots of people are finally looking around the poker table and realizing that they’re the mark.

Eh, faro does use candi syrup, but it's definitely part of the lambic family. Most Belgian Trappist beers use candi syrup/sugar in some way.

A least he didn’t kill anyone*

Football is obviously a violent game, but there were more than a few moments I’d audibly gasp just watching the sheer violence those two would inflict on whomever got in their way. 

I think without Edelman they’re still playing and it’s 0-0, so I’d give him a slight nod over Gilmore.

It looked like the Pats DL/LBs for the whole game just took their advice from Marshawn Lynch and kept running through a motherfucker’s face.

But don’t you think in food the argument is that a higher quality of product is typically also a healthier product? So yeah, the explicit focus of the commercial is that their adjunct is of higher quality but my guess would be they want consumers to make the implicit connection that their beer is “healthier”.…

Rodenbach aside, IIRC most Belgian candi syrup/sugar is derived from beets.

“yes, I know we use rice in our beer, but that’s way healthier than corn syrup, right?”

True, they’ve seen the market research that younger people aren’t drinking as much, or if they are, want something “healthier”. But at least among the people I know, the ones who are not in favor of so much corn syrup/high fructose corn syrup are decidedly liberal.

Or last year’s Super Bowl.....

Pats defensive game plan was great, but McVay and Goff getting tight sphincters certainly didn’t hurt.

I would, but he currently can’t hear anyone over the sound of his erection. 

Unfortunately, yes.

I wholeheartedly agree.