“Defense Wins Championships” Guy is going to be fully turgid and engorged for the next month.

I think Michelob Ultra is their fastest growing brand right now, because of the active lifestyle pandering. 

All great points, it’s taking this leftward tack w/ their Super Bowl advertisements that’s surprising. It’s a bold choice, Cotton.

I did not expect InBev to take such a hard tack to the left, with this and the wind energy ad.

I might pay actual money to watch Kyrie have to play w/ Hero Ball Barrett. If he thinks it’s taxing playing w/ Boston’s young guys.......whoooo boy.

That’s not very lady-like of him.

My guess would be it’s a way for these effete namby-pamby weirdos to butch themselves up in a sad attempt at Real Man cosplay.

I think they’re 6 games back of the 8 seed and sinking fast. It would be perfectly on brand for them to bring him back to just mess up their chances of getting a higher draft pick and then to watch him get hurt again.

New Orleans has to shut him down for the rest of the year, right? 

from a general policy perspective, not personal  

We have an air popper but it’s never popped popcorn as I use it to roast coffee beans.

#nerd

Davos: When you think Ted Talks aren’t elitist enough. 

I suppose that would be the gentlemanly way to go about it. And think how happy the local would be with you for blessing them w/ your noblesse oblige.

Then you’ll just have to pull up your bootstraps and get one the way God intended-straight off the damn elephant you shot yourself. 

That’s tough, but fair.

Can a Charitable Trust buy a house? Asking for a friend.

Fainting couches across the land have been getting a good 24-7 workout since she announced her plan.

But, but, but, if you increase the top tax rate how will these poor souls ever be able to afford that 4th or 5th multi-million dollar vacation home that is their divine right from being born rich?!? 

“You have all the natural insulation you need!”