I think the best option is to encourage Il Douche to give the speech from an outdoor balcony of the White House, and let him know that the people of America demand that he give a speech longer than any William Henry Harrison gave.

I think we need to see the whole video AND hear from a high priced Republican PR firm before we rush to make any judgments about these young men.

When a town advertises itself as some sort of bastion of Conservative Christianity like Jordan did (still does?), it often reeks of “the lady doth protest too much”.

Here’s a fun fact about Jordan, MN: Back in the 80s there was a fairly large and widespread child sex ring. Something like 10% of the town was arrested for being involved.

If you want to try invest in picking stocks but aren’t sure how much to invest, just think about it like this: take as much money as you’d feel comfortable sticking in a brown paper bag and burning, and invest that in picking stocks. 

If you have a live stream of them debating the call it would be highly entertaining, though you’d have to be quick w/ the mute button.

In addition to full speed, I propose that replay should be decided by 3 impartial drunks at a bar. Give them 30 seconds to look at it, majority rules on a call.

Those GIFs look a little buggy to me.

He doesn’t seem to have the attention span or the social skills for something like that. I see him more as a “moves to a compound in Idaho w/ lots of guns” guy, ranting about black helicopters and fluoride in the water.

I’m generally opposed to people wishing and hoping a catastrophic and career ending injury befalls a player, but in widdle Trevor’s case, I’d understand. 

Looking at the car in the background and the style of clothes my guess would be sometime in the 1930s.

Just when I thought Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android was the pinnacle, they go and top it w fucking/ Boost Mobile.

Now he knows why he’s had that mysterious semi hard-on for the last 24 hours.

In that family and organization I’d believe it.

He wasn’t the OC for USC this season, he got canned by Tech at the end of the season then got hired by USC.

Damn straight they are.

That’s probably because it was laced w/ amphetamines.

The Man just doesn’t want us to have nice things.

ESPN is just so thirsty for that sweet, sweet boner pill and “natural male enhancement” ad revenue. 

Here’s a simple and easy New Year’s resolution for those people who continually side with management/owners over players:

Stop being such a goddamn craven bootlicker.