Now let’s be fair, they’re not craven bootlickers, they’re just economically anxious displaced billionaires.

Ryan, after all, had voted for Bush’s deficits — he was a yes on the tax cuts, on the wars, on Medicare Part D.

The holes in his palms really spices it up.

If Lou’s not careful, he’s going to get busted down to sergeant.

Nothing says “oblige” more than a 90% top income tax bracket.

I imagine the interview between Drew and Josh Homme looking exactly like Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney.

It’s a Nebraska thing as well. Had this combo in school, and a local fast food place also serves a cinnamon roll w/ their chili in the winter. 

The beef between Belichick and Thielen goes back even further to when Thielen told Belichick he wasn’t interested in hearing his 3 part lecture series on Naval Academy long snappers of the 50's and 60's.

I keep forgetting his first name is actually “Nathan”. 

I’m sure for him that 70% is money well spent.

“They’re buying me as a brand,” Rovell said. “They’re buying a brand with two million Twitter followers. And at least 10 of those followers are real people!”

What he really should have said.

My first thought was he was an anthropomorphic vat of creamed corn.

I think it shows growth and maturity on Baker’s part that he didn’t grab his junk and curse at him when Hue came over for a handshake.

Bill Belichick thinks these are all very nice compliments.

This is what happens when someone doesn’t realize “Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy” is a comedy bit.

my mom used to use the word “supper”, but only for big event meals and/or when she was serious about us needing to come to the table.

The d-lines of both teams were pretty damn dominant last night, being able to get some serious heat from only 4 guys. Their only problem was they were facing off against 2 young, and athletic QBs who could avoid most of the pressure.

Any recommendations on the best, and easiest way, to clean a decanter? 

Because it makes the wee baby Jeebus cry, obviously.

She can’t be any worse than Jeff Fisher.