I found the bastard committing all this voter fraud!

And shoving your dick through the bottom of a bucket of popcorn. That always got the girls hot and bothered.

Hand Brah?

Probably didn’t even have to sell his soul, that rat bastard.

+1 over-compensating puffed out chest.

“Oh dear, how did my hand get there?” is never a good look, but damned if I haven’t gone there as well, in my younger (and hopefully) dumber days.

Not just a Ketel One hat, but a Ketel One stocking cap. Indoors. His vocabulary is strictly limited to “bros” and random grunts while vaguely pointing at things.

“He totally copped a feel! And then tried to drunkenly slur out as many ‘sorrys’ as possible” was the first thing I thought when I saw that picture.

How many Mississippis did the bro in the picture at the top get in before his hands were slapped away? 2? Maybe 3?

Wait until he finds out we can’t actually prove smoking causes lung cancer!

FLOOD THE RESOLUTE DESK WITH SUBPOENAS!

Real ‘Muricans right here:

Longest. Nihilist. Arby’s. Tweet. Ever.

Certainly not with the line and offensive skill players the Bills are currently running out there.

I at least remember seeing Logan Thomas play QB in college and thought he was decent. There is literally no one outside of the Bills front office who could say the same thing about the Peterman.

Baby steps for the Peterman. Hope he got a nice juice box after the game for accomplishing that feat.

If they did, their next move should be to bring back Cardale Jones and turn it into an Ohio State QB Battle Royale. 

Just get weird, man. They’re going to get curb stomped anyway, might as well see what shit sticks to the walls.

Terrelle Pryor is the best QB on that team, and it’s not even close.