Would you ever run for political office?

Tomorrow Simmons calls and offers you a job at The Ringer doing the same thing you do now. What’s the minimum salary you’d need to start working there?

If you could go back in time and give high school you advice, A) do you do it? and B) what advice would you give?

You win the MegaMillions tonight. Do you come in to work on Monday?

What is the best Kinja?

They’re certainly trying to make hay of this situation.

We all go to Hell in our own special way I suppose.

“When a woman goes to a stadium and is faced with half-naked men in sports clothes and sees them it will lead to sin.”

See, this is the excuse Bill should have used.

“I was only getting a blowjob from Ms. Lewinsky to make sure she wasn’t blowing Newt Gingrich, because the American people couldn’t handle that knowledge.”

FTFY

The TL;DR answer to your question is Justin Morrill. For a longer, and more detailed answer, read Charles Pierce’s Grantland piece:

Gruden is already Grinding with excitement.

he killed Nebraska that same year.

As an (allegedly) decent human being I should probably like the fun fact more than the sarcastic answer but......

Bonus points for answering w/ the correct geological period of a t-rex.

Fill in the blank:

Tucker Carlson told me that 110% of Chicago is a No Go Zone controlled by gay, black, Muslim, transvestite gangs!!!

I refuse to fully trust an animal that domesticated itself.

They think of nothing but murder all day. All of the above is in fact perfectly imaginable.

Who wouldn’t?!?