Work Rate Will Set You Free

I heard it was to buy a copy of the Carl Yastrzemski baseball card when he had sideburns.

I heard Giancarlo sold his soul to Milhouse for $5.

And that’s on a good day!

“Not elite”.

Why would she need to quit in order to get laid?

It’s a lot of effort and time when they could have just spent 10 minutes in a dark room blowing themselves. It’s the same outcome either way.

In sports where the players are paid, this is the only response whenever someone claims to be disrespected:

There’s probably a lot of truth in that.

I’m going to awkwardly paraphrase one of the studies, but they gave tasters different beers but put nose clips on them for some and asked them to rate the intensity of the bitterness, so when people tasted a beer w/ nose clips, they rated the bitterness as less intense than when…

There’s been some studies that show that hop aroma can alter the perception of bitterness in the drinker. I think it’s also possible that the alcohol can extract some of the alpha acids from the dry hops, but I can’t remember where I found that information.

I did not smoke weed.

Wikipedia says he broke a bone in his foot before the 2016 season, but I think even before then he usually had some sort of nagging lower body malady, which just kept piling on.

I pulled a McCarthy on that one, didn’t I?

The thirst for attention is strong in Ben Sissy.

“Have you or anyone in your family played in a spread offense?”

Came here to post this. Glad someone else did.

This also lets me #humblebrag(?) that I got to skank on stage w/ The Toasters when I was 17, which was almost 20 years ago, and now I kind of feel old.

Veal: when you want the protein and nutrients of beef, but only like the taste and texture of boneless, skinless chicken breasts.

Golf beef is the most milquetoast of all beefs.

No need for apologies, you don’t have your normal amount of blood flowing to your brain at the moment. And that whole being at a QT at 4:30 in the morning.

Just keep it tucked into your waistband, for the safety of everyone.