Lot of dudes in the greater KC metro area are walking around with Mahomes Boners this morning.

Anyone know how to change his Wikipedia page to include the phrase “rape apologist”? 

For the GOP, those are features, not bugs. 

She, I mean, he, did, I mean, does, but he got in a car accident and has cancerAIDS and goes to school in Canada. I made a promise that I’d ask for her. I mean him.

They’ve found a web site that helps them justify being a rank asshole with abhorrent views regarding anyone who isn’t a straight white male. What’s amazing is that their ego is so fragile they can’t handle it when someone points out this simple fact and they violently lash out.

It’s still ok to make jokes about Manti Teo’s fake girlfriend, right? Asking for a friend.

Found the leader of the gang!

There are only 2 goals of the Republican Party:

Temecula?

There are too many players who are now on their 3rd head coach and 3rd (or 4th or 5th) coordinator and you can just see them constantly over thinking what they’re supposed to do on any given play. It doesn’t help when the defense has been taught 3-4 different ways to tackle, depending on who was the coach or defensive…

It’s become an article of faith among the Fake Internet Tough Guy crowd that football players are soft now so why don’t they just wear flags? but, if the league is insistent on protecting the QB at all costs, they might be better off just putting flags on the QB, and unless they move beyond the line of scrimmage, you…

Don’t forget Curt Flood!

I guarantee that all of these guys have cursed Branch Rickey’s name at least once in their lives.

Winning can make things better, but goddamn, everyone associated with that team just looks miserable right now. Granted, it’s misery they’ve basically brought on themselves. 

It was on CBS Sunday Morning. To say he was pandering to his audience would be an understatement.

Found a picture of their uncle:

Give it a week. That tweet will disappear and we’ll be treated to a podcast where he prattles on for 45 minutes about how he had advocated for this trade and that Gordon just needed structure and a fresh start.

I know, I was intending to make a joke that after being fired by the city of Milwaukee for being a racist shitheel he’d move straight into a job with Milwaukee County to work w/ a man who loves him some racist shitheels.

“This man is just the type of officer I like!”

The modern Republican Party now has only two goals: Bring back the Gilded Age, and punish anyone who has committed the mortal sin of not being born male, straight, and white.