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So who was there to fix the cable, and who was the pizza delivery guy?

Obligatory:

Thanks to Charlie Pierce I learned on Friday that Larry Flynt has been mailing a copy of Hustler to every member of Congress since the 80s, and continues to do so today.

But does he think Dez caught the ball?

Bah gawd, that’s Zinedine Zidane’s music!!!

I’m still waiting for the Smith and Wesson version of this ad.

Corporations are people, my friend!

But Tom your media fixations are cheeky and fun, and his fixations are cruel and tragic.

Thoughts and prayers for your loss.

I’m not sure we would have waited if we were actually hungry at the time we got there, but we just happened to be in the area, and we could drink beer while we waited in line.

My wife and I were in KC a few weeks ago and waited in line at Joe’s for like 45 minutes on a Tuesday evening at 8 pm.

Every time I think Papa has hit the pinnacle of White Male Fragility he goes and takes it to another level. He’s like a Blues Brothers car crash sprung fully formed to life.

It looks to me like he just realized he was out of Camel Unfiltereds, and now has to decide which is a worse option: stay at home w/ no smokes, or actually have to venture out into the world.

I know, every time I see it I usually start to comment that it’s hot as balls everywhere in Texas, why would Phoenix be any different, then I get to the last line and start vigorously nodding my head in agreement.

He’s just trying to simulate what it will look like when they play the Giants.

We can now officially add “brain worms” to the list of potential side effects of eating too much Skyline Chili.

He truly is a man for all seasons.

I hear Elba is nice this time of year.