If he needs help with his stance I bet Larry Craig could offer him some helpful tips.

Slow, probably.

There’s always teddy bears.

And be pure of heart, and nose.

Maybe he’ll finally get to be the Heroin.

John Skipper is their White Knight, sent to give them the bump they need.

Very true.

I’m guessing it’s opponent dependent, but there’s probably some math that says you should expect to get “x” points per offensive rebound so it’s only worth fighting over if your opponent is going to average less than “x” points per transition opportunity.

The ABC broadcast on Saturday night mentioned that the Celtics have essentially given up trying to get an offensive rebound, just to make sure they get back in transition.

They’re just worried about him kneeling.

Then collapsing to the ground after a major cardiac event.

Can you imagine if Bauer played in the NL and had to bat? His torso would be bluer and more swollen than Tebow’s balls.

Got to love that exchange rate.

Not in Bratislava!

My friends! Where’s the beef?

Fifty First Downs starring Dave Gettleman and Jonathan Stewart is my favorite RomCom of all time.

Even Lee Greenwood thinks that’s a bit too much.

It could be worse. He could have been tweeting to recruit for a sex cult.

At this point, he’s so thirsty for even the most trivial bit of information that it’s only a matter of time before he tweets “Go fuck yourself San Diego”.

I did not, I’m guessing someone eventually did call, but it’s something to remember if it happens again.

I think a mangy fox would cause more concern than a coyote. Foxes seem to have whatever Little Man’s Disease is in the canine world.