ryanmniemann
Sons of Sam Malone
ryanmniemann

This is good stuff right here.

They’ve had some issues in the Minneapolis suburbs w/ coyotes picking off small dogs. Probably just look like funny rabbits to them.

Six Degrees of Bartolo Colon.

North Dakota.

We don’t live very far from the Red River, so seeing one down there wouldn’t have been too surprising. Seeing it in our neighborhood in the middle of the day was.

We had a coyote run down our street on Saturday afternoon (Note: we do not live in the country). Thought it was a dog running loose, so my wife started to go out to see if she could get it to stop. Once we saw what it was, that plan was abandoned and we were glad when it kept running.

I believe that even if they don’t release him from his scholarship he could still go to another school, he just wouldn’t be able to get a scholarship until 2019. Or he might be able to go the grad transfer route.

Predict the next great teenage Internet fad that will terrify the squares and/or make me question why the hell I had a kid.

Sadly, no.

Is there still money in the GMG banana stand to buy a HOF vote again?

Is there a good reason for a rock song to be longer than 3 minutes?

The height disparity between the two makes them ripe for a buddy cop movie of the week.

Would drafting Josh Allen be the Brownsiest thing the Browns could do with the first pick?

The horse neighed “rape” twice, didn’t he?

I regret nothing.

Pretty sure this is what their first meeting is going to look like:

I bet that High Life tasted pretty sweet at the time.

See, that’s just the Libtard Hollywood keeping a talented, principled Conservative down.

Hi everybody!

That woman is exhibit A for what happens when you sell your soul to Milhouse for $5.