Harbaugh would be proud, his player is out here telling everyone about attacking someone with enthusiasm (or a gun) unknown to mankind.

It’s a shame he’s a senior, the “clap on, clap off” jokes write themselves.

*shudder*

Michael’s story reminds me of an ex-girlfriend’s father. He was an avid bike rider and one day on his way to work he got hit by a car. He didn’t think he was that injured, so he just kept riding to work and didn’t think anything of it. Shortly after he starts having to blow his nose all the time but just thinks it’s a…

He’s a young pitcher, pretty sure he’s already jinxed w/o me bringing it up.

If you’re a baseball fan you should light a candle and pray for his UCL at least once a week.

Assistant Coach: “Coach, are you done breaking down film?”

Herm Edwards: “Yes sir, just finished ‘Junction Boys’ for the 75th time”.

This was the first thought that came to mind when I saw him:

“Now Sam Darnold? He’s the perfect Youth to rally a team to win that perfect race. A real leader, I tell ya”.

-Jim Mora

He seems like an early riser, I thought he’d nail it.

We could all pharisee it coming from a mile away.

I think he was on autopilate when he wrote it.

“I’ll give him directions to anywhere he asks, just as long as it’s not to my house”.

Thoughts and Prayers for you in your time of need.

I understand that in the end, we’re all just rooting for laundry. But what I’ll never understand is when fans decide that they don’t care about the human being who’s wearing that laundry.

You’re right, I’ll stop being such an endophallus block.

That is quite the honey pot there.

Don’t go back flipping and exploding on us, ok?

And Michigan State continues to keep asking Penn State to hold its beer.

“You there, player who just suffered a catastrophic injury and is nowhere near game ready! You get back here right now and jeopardize the long term benefits for yourself and this team for what will turn out to be a very minimal short term gain!”

-Almost every fan and team owner