Let he who has never drunkenly pissed behind a car door cast the first kidney stone.

You’re doing the Lord’s work, sir. As a fellow father I salute you.

Pfft, you and your “facts”.

Eery time I watch that clip, I hear the dulcet strains of “Yakkety Sax”.

Plus every time you say it an eagle “CAWS!!!” in the background.

Isn’t that a Smiths lyric?

I also vote for DST permanence. More evening sun is always preferred, even if it wouldn’t get light until 9:30 AM.

Does the beer cart run that early?

I’d say that’s about the same as Fargo or Minneapolis, but at least we’ll see the sun in December. You won’t be able to do anything outside w/o freezing to death when it’s sunny, but at least it’s there.

Seems like it’s the time zone that gives you the best chance to watch all or the vast majority of every sporting event, and it won’t make you lose too much sleep if a game goes later than expected.

Does it get dark at 4:30 pm in the winter in Seattle? Or is it just varying shades of gray?

That’s more a function of your latitude. It stays that light in the summer in Fargo and Minneapolis.

Not sure if it’s the best overall, but I think Mountain Time Zone would be the optimum choice for sports.

Unless a cop has been shot or a kitten got stuck in a tree, 2/3 of every TV news broadcast in Fargo is devoted to the weather.

I bet this is the year he finally win the duck stamp contest.

I hope he can get his old job back at Dunder-Mifflin.

Arby’s is really missing an opportunity if they don’t start a “Media Big Beef and Cheddar of the Day” contest.

You could always count on 2-3 kids every year who never got the Texas or aTm offer they wanted so it was easy to convince them to stick it to those schools when you played them every year.

Stormin’ Norman vs Roy Williams was always great.

When Misery, I mean, Missouri is your biggest obstacle to winning your division......