While I don’t live there anymore, from hearing anecdotes I’d say there is a large contingent of Nebraska fans who think the switch from the Big 12 to the Big 10/11 was a mistake because it fundamentally changed the types of football players they needed to recruit.

I’m sure they both call the child either “chief” or “sport”.

Now Don, be honest: we all know you’ve at least entertained the idea of Door #2.

This is the worst episode of “Let’s Make A Deal” I’ve ever seen.

I think dad rock at this point is a catch all term for rock music that doesn’t have a bass drop and was recorded by people actually playing instruments.

They even released a new album in 2017!

White Reaper is the Cheap Trick tribute band no one realized we wanted, plus their new album sounds like they just listened to The Darkness for like 3 solid weeks before recording. So yes, they probably count as Dad Rock and are awesome.

Conservative Evangelicals are less “Christians” and more “Authoritarian Shitbags with Unresolved Daddy Issues”.  

And now, a reenactment of conservatives watching Black Panther:

It’s only Wednesday. There’s still time.

Just make it a 3 man booth of smarmy assholes constantly sighing and rolling their eyes.

I think I’ve found his next broadcast partner!!

I think we should stop crapping on Bill and instead thank him for taking time out of his busy day yelling at clouds to gift us with these wonderful, restorative, takes.

More swearing is always better.

How do you say “Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord” in Quebecois?

Watching LeBatard watch the dunk contest was far more entertaining than the actual contest.

LeBatard made the point yesterday that in sports we don’t actually take a team seriously until they prove to us they can do something. So even though there’s plenty of evidence to suggest that Toronto might be the best team in the East, until they beat Cleveland in the playoffs the vast majority of takes will revolve…

Any chance we can get Dennis Leary to do a voice over commercial for this truck? 

“The soul is very damaged, I hope that a light will come again.”

I bet it’s a different closet. Damn entitled millennials having more than one closet while the rest of us had to pull on our bootstraps just to get a plywood box w/ 2 working hinges.