“Oh no, Grogu! That Kowakian monkey lizard sure is beating the tar out of Cara Dune, famous pants-wetter!”

I’m completely in support of this move; watching Musk find fresh, dumb ways to burn money is a newfound hobby of mine.

It’s like watching two Kaiju smashing one another.

“Let’s destroy the hedge fund gamblers.” would have been more accurate.

they werent trying to destroy the economy. they subreddit was targeting large capital hedge funds and trying to sink their scrabble ships full of money.

What better time to roll it out than at bottom?

If Ryan Reynolds endorses Levar Burton to host Jeopardy!, then I think it is a good idea.

Can we just hire Levar Burton and get it over with?

If it makes you feel any better, I was probably one of the 43 people that showed up on the visit counter you almost certainly had at the bottom of your page.

Have to wonder if you would be so critical if someone from Japan was saying that Marvel movies were bad.

Fun fact: when I was 12 I created an Angelfire DBZ fansite called “Ulti-Saiya Trunks’ DBZ Hellhole.” It included, in its entirety: the title, three hotlinked images of Trunks, an unnecessary frame with mostly broken links, and a short “choose your own adventure”-style browser game involving Goku, Chi-Chi, and Piccolo…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

There’s no more sadistic a pleasure then milling the crap out of some stranger you’ve never met before at a MTG game night at a nerd store. 

When he gets to 2048, all the base-2 advocates can celebrate.

Let’s be clear, we all know on the list of Tebow’s skills “not fucking” is well above “sports.”

Well I guess it’ll change when the Red Sox are no longer above .500

I’m sure everybody feels sorry for them.  It’s been over nine months since they won a championship.

It’s gotten so bad that they’re now being purposely vague on certain injuries, Torres having a “core issue” ? Their organizational depth has saved them but at some point they’re gonna need most of these guys somewhat healthy to succeed in the playoffs. On a positive note, Meridith Marokovwitz has stayed healthy all…

Yet they’re still tied with the Dodgers (both .649) for the best record in baseball, winning percentage wise. They’re doing something right.