Word is that Ortiz was sleeping with a drug dealer’s wife, and this was a revenge hit.

Juan Wick.

Because his video game company basically robbed the state 

Oh....pretty much most of the state of Rhode Island wants to kill Shilling.

This is all a vast coverup. Ortiz got too close to unmasking those responsible for his positive steroids test and this was a warning. 

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

Why shoot the only likeable Red Sox player ever? Have they never heard of Curt Schilling?

But the Patriots have also always claimed that illegal recordings aren’t a big deal. It’s a real pickle.

No surprise here. The Patriots have always disputed evidence that their balls were illegally deflated.

#teampineappleonlizza

“Hopefully the Red Sox can keep their more abusive fans in check.”

Me as a Brewers fan right now:

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Personally, I don’t want Brady, Belichick, and Kraft to suffer because they love Trump.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.